Diwali Sms

Khub meete meete pakwan khaye,

sehat me char chand lagaye,

log to sirf chand par gaye hai

aap us se bhi upar jaye,

Diwali par hamari yahi hai shubhkamnaye… :)

Diwali Sms

Kaju katri
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Ladu
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Ye lo Aaj meri tarf se Diwali KI --"PARTY"
*H*A*P*P*Y*
*D*I*W*A*L*I

Greetings SMS

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NIGHT.
Sweet Dreams.

Greetings SMS

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♥•●┼●♥•●┼●♥◕♥•● ┼ ● MORNING.

Sayings - Quotes SMS

Jab Taalab Bharta Hai,
To Machhaliaya Chintiyon Ko Khati Hai.
Aur Jab Taalab Khali Hota Hai
To Chintiyan Machhaliyon Ko.
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Mouka Sabko Milta Hai
Bas Apni Bari Ka Intejar Karo.!

Language SMS

Palka De Kone Vich Toote Sare Khawab,
Sade To Ni Hunda Hanjuya Da Ae Hisab,
Reh Gayi Adhuari Ho Na Saki Puri,
Pathjar Je De Mauson Vich Aasi Labde Rahe Bhar,
Ae Hi Si Saadi Love Story Mere Yar,
Ae Hi Si Saadi Love Story Mere Yaar..

Funny Sms

Khali jagah bharo
____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
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tum to wanhi tak sochoge..
Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari
Choot!

Friendship Sms

Dosto Ko Miss Karna
=HOBBY!
Unka Khayal Rakhna
=JOB!
Unko Khush Rakhna
=SAPNA!
Unke Liye Duaa Karna
=Duty!
Aur...
Unko Tang Karna
= HAQ BANTA HAI YAAR; ?

Friendship Sms

Kya kare in pyare dosto ka

jo dhire dhire hume bhula rahe hain

kabhi kiya karte the dhero msg

aj ek ek paise apni shadi k liye bacha rahe hain…

Inspirational Sms

1.Golden words by Bill Gate,
"I am not a Univercity Topper"
"But Today All Univercity Toppers are my Employe"

Inspirational Sms

" Zindagi me 4 bate yaad rkhna "
1) Kbhi usko Sorry mat bolo jo tumhe pasand krta ho
2) Kbhi usko bye mat kho jise tumhari zaroorat ho
3) Kbhi us par shak mat kro jo tum par bharosa rkhta ho
4) Kbhi use mat bhulana jo tumhe hamesha yaad rkhta ho ga.......

Story SMS

LOVE STORY....
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EK 14 SAAL K Ladke ko,...
10 Saal k Khubsurat ladki ki photo Raste me Mili,or us ladki ke liye pyaar dhire dhire badhane laga.wo us ladki se bahut pyar krne lga. Lekin woladka us ladki ko kbhi nhi dhund ska.
Kuchh saalo baad uski shadi ho gyi, 1 din uski
wife ne wo photo dekhi or pucha-"tumhe ye
photo kaha se mile.? Ladke ne kyu..."
Ladki ne kaha-"meri photo kho gyi thi jb me
10 saal ki thi
SACCHA PYAR KABHI BHI FAIL NAHI HOTA...

Tips & Tricks

Microsoft Internet Explorer
Keyboard Shortcuts
1. CTRL+B (Open the Organize
Favorites dialog box)
2. CTRL+E (Open the Search bar)
3. CTRL+F (Start the Find utility)
4. CTRL+H (Open the History bar)
5. CTRL+I (Open the Favorites bar)
6. CTRL+L (Open the Open dialog
box)
7. CTRL+N (Start another instance
of the browser with the same
Web address)
8. CTRL+O (Open the Open dialog
box,the same as CTRL+L)
9. CTRL+P (Open the Print dialog
box)
10. CTRL+R (Update the current
Web )

Religious SMS,

Ya Allah give us eyes That see the best in people heart that forgive the worst,
minds that forget the bad a soul that never loses faith in you.

Religious SMS

1'Patthar' Sirf 1 Baar Mandir Jata H
Aur?
Bhagwan Ban Jata H
Hum Insaan Har Roz Mandir Jate H
Par Bhagwan To Dur
'INSAN' Bhi Nhi Ban Pate.

Religious SMS

Zindagi bhut kuch sikhati hai,
Thoda rulati hai thoda hasati hai,
Khud se jyda kisi pe bharosa mat karna,
Kyunki andhere mai to parchai bhi sath chod jaati hai….g.m

General Knowledge Sms

"7 secrets of successs you can
find them in ur room"
1. Roof says: aim high.
2. Fan says: be cool.
3. Clock says: every min is
precious.
4. Mirror says: reflect before you
act.
5. Window says: see the world.
6. Calender says: be upto date
7. Door says: don't miss the
oppurtunity.!!

General Knowledge Sms

1>>Top 12 peoples who
changed internet forever::
1• Sir Tim Berners Lee – World
Wide Web
2• Vint Cerf And Bob Kahn –
TCP/IP
3• Larry Page and Sergey Brin –
Google Inc.
4• David Filo and Jerry Yang –
Yahoo! Inc.
5• Bill Gates – Microsoft
6• Steven Paul Jobs – Apple Inc.
7• Mark Zuckerberg – Facebook
8• Chad Hurley and Steve Chen –
YouTube
9• Linus Torvalds – Linux
10• Jack Dorsey – Twitter
11• Kevin Rose – Digg
12• Bram Cohen – Bit Torrent

General Knowledge Sms

“Knowledge”
“Jalebi” Ko English Mein “SYRUP FILLED RING”
Aur
“Pakoray” Ko English main “FRITTERS” Kehte Hein

Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
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Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain

Love - Romantic SMS

Seva: SHRAVAN se
Mitrata: KRISHNA se
Mariyada: RAM se
Tapasya: MHAVIR se
Dan: KARN se
Lakshya: EKLAVYA se
Ahinsa: GANDHIJI se
Pyar: kawal or kawal app se

Love - Romantic SMS

Apne Dost Par
Itna Kyu Zulm Karte Ho
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Apne Dost Par
Itna Kyu Zulm Karte Ho
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Khawabo Me B Aate Ho To..
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Apne Pure Pariwaar Ko Saath
Laate Ho

Love - Romantic SMS

Kisne Kaha Hme Apki Yad Nhi
Aati,

Apko N Soche Aisi Koi Rat Nhi Jati.

Waqt Bdal Jata H Aadte Nhi Jati,

Aap Khas Ho Ye Bat Sbse To
batayi Nhi Jati

Love - Romantic SMS

Dil main hur raaaz dabaa key
rakhtay hein
Honton pay Muskaan sajaa key
rakhtay hein..
ye duneeya sirff Khushee mein
saath daytee hai..
iss liye hum apnay aansoo
chupaaa kay rakhtey hein…

Love - Romantic SMS,

Nigaah meri tarasti hai mujhe tum yaad aate ho,

Mohabbat jab tarapti hai mujhe tum yaad aate ho,

Sama jata hai aankho main tere jazbon ka bheega pan,

Kaheen baarish barasti hai mujhe tum yaad aate ho,

Zamaane ke sawaalon ko main hans kar taal doon lekin,

Nami aankho ki kehti hai mujhe tum yaad aate ho